Stupid Internet Access

Actual email received from a CFO:

There will be a new employee starting at on Monday, July 15th. Her name is <FIRST LAST>, she is the new bookkeeper and will be using <OLD FIRST LAST>’s old system. Please set her up with an email account and log in for her computer. Also, accessing the internet on that system is problematic as it brings up a laptop website and does not allow you to do a web search for anything. It would be great if she could be ready to roll with the computer stuff when she arrives.

The “problem” here is that the CFO does not know how to “access the Internet” unless Google is the home page. Stupid Internet.