Stupid Export

Q: How do you export your Outlook data from Outlook 2010?

A: Simple! Click File, Open, Import…

Q: Wait… I’m trying to export data, not import it.

A: I know! Just click File, Open, Import, Export data to a file.

Q: How did you achieve #1 market share in software again?

Stupid Access

Client: “I haven’t been able to access the database for a while.”

Tech: “How long”

Client: “Since last fall.”

Tech: “…”